Sometimes I wish people had more interesting skin colours.

Drop Dead Beautiful.

So, in celebration of going to see Britney's 'Femme Fatale' tour this Sunday, I decided to design this tee to wear for the occasion.

I think I'm looking forward to seeing the faces of her diehard fans a little more that I should.

How exactly does one suck a fuck?

'Suck a fuck - To establish a partial vacuum with ones mouth around a physical sexual encounter in an attempt to draw nourishment from a couples custard cannon and pantie hamster.'

Uhh, thanks internet. Anywho.. I added this new design to my store today. Donnie Darko inspired, of course. I wish it really flashed, but alas it does not. It is, however, available in two colour styles! LIKE OMG NO WAY!! Right?

Also, I drew this:

Why? I dunno. I don't even remember doing it. Do toadstools like that even really exist?

And finally, at college today I refreshed my InDesign knowledge then started some ideas for the surrealism presentation next week. I get to research Max Ernst. An artist I actually like. What is this fuckery?

Bite me.

As promised, another shirt is up on my Etsy store today. A nice pair of dripping lips. Who wouldn't want to wear this on their chest? I mean really.

On the left is my original hand drawn illustration, and on the right is the finished version after the magical Adobe elves played around with it. Neat huh?

Click here to fly on over to my Etsy store.

Look at these T-shirts! Loo-Are you looking? Look at them! Don't they make your eyes hurt cry tears of orgasmic happiness? Mhmm, thought so.

Well good news, they're available for purchase over on my Etsy store. Mind Blowing! Click here to be taken there, as if by magic. You may call me Matilda.

I have another design coming tomorrow as well, just as soon as I finish it.